The Caffeinated Neurotic

I'm going to be entirely honest, I'm a bit timid posting this. Mostly because I always feel weird addressing issues involving asking for money, even for charity. Trust me, it's a good thing I'm a Data Analyst in real life because I would make a crap saleswoman.

Customer: I don't want this.
Me: Okay.

I made a terrible Girlscout as a kid, I had a hard time pimping the cookies. And those things are delicious. I may be a perpetual dieter, but every year I make exceptions for Samoas and Thin Mints.

Anyway, all that being said, this is a cause I feel strongly about. So strongly I'm overcoming the immense trepidation I feel (and the innate fear that no one will bid on me) to put myself out there.

So here it is, for the help_chile auction I'm offering a Star Trek (either Reboot or TOS) slash fic (either Kirk/Spock or Kirk/McCoy) with a 3000 word minimum. My thread is here.

Thank you for reading this post.

Okay *deep breath* done. And now I shall go hide.

I'm going to be entirely honest, I'm a bit timid posting this. Mostly because I always feel weird addressing issues involving asking for money, even for charity. Trust me, it's a good thing I'm a Data Analyst in real life because I would make a crap saleswoman.

Customer: I don't want this.
Me: Okay.

I made a terrible Girlscout as a kid, I had a hard time pimping the cookies. And those things are delicious. I may be a perpetual dieter, but every year I make exceptions for Samoas and Thin Mints.

Anyway, all that being said, this is a cause I feel strongly about. So strongly I'm overcoming the immense trepidation I feel (and the innate fear that no one will bid on me) to put myself out there.

So here it is, for the help_chile auction I'm offering a Star Trek (either Reboot or TOS) slash fic (either Kirk/Spock or Kirk/McCoy) with a 3000 word minimum. My thread is here.

Thank you for reading this post.

Okay *deep breath* done. And now I shall go hide.